RULES OF CHOCOLATE

[LadyLove]

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The Rules of Chocolate

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
?you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
?and strawberries all count as fruit,?
so eat as many as you want.

The problem:?
How to get two pounds of chocolate home
?from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in?
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
?what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
?of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they?
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives.
?Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as
?Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

[Graciebaybe]

LL I've stayed on my diet pretty well up until now...*makes a mad dash to get a Hershey bar* *L*

[LadyLove]

Uh oh! Welllllll......think of it this way Gracie - ya just CAN'T be on a diet with all this chocoLOT floatin' around here at Easter time! [img]tongue.gif[/img] And you and Wild can play with it too!!! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Graciebaybe]

Ah...well when ya put it that way...*G*